Wanna new drug

Huey would be soo proud. I found a new drug. Its called Creme Brulee. It tastes like heaven and has real staying power. It stay on your belly, it stays on your hips, it stays Under your chin.

Since I probably would never put in the effort to actually cook up this drug in my own kitchen, I thought I was safe ( i could just see me opening a "Brulee lab" ). Then, woe is me, at the grocery store I found that some evil dairy conglomerate has created a lactose-free coffee creamer...in Creme Brulee flavor. I am lost....utterly lost.

Sooooo.....I take it that I should never taste any?

CubeDog: In the immortal words of Monty Python: "Run away!!!!!!!!!!!"